| gender | female |
| occupation | student target, people watcher, secret agent gal |
| politics | the theory of de-evolution |
| religion | atheist |
| newsfeed | The Onion |
| pleasures | mutation, music, multitasking, psychedelia, dark eyeliner, writing, science, graphic design, bass guitar, Engrish, minimalism, photography, hugs, honesty |
| discomforts | idiocy, societal incompetence, hypocrisy, taking things too seriously, taking things not seriously enough, the misuse of words that are not to be misused, nail polish stains, waiting |
| heroes | Jerry Casale, Buzz & Mackie Osborne, Jello Biafra, Junko Mizuno, Captain Beefheart, Barbarella |
| future plans | mid-century modern pad in California, loving husband, at least one cat |