When I was an embryo, I was very tiny and cute. Smiling was tough, though. I would go on to learn how to smile and have high school as an experience between the ages of 14 (ew) and 18. I attended academic ceremonies...

...I went to porm...

...and I eventually gradiated with honors.

May 18, 2022. Punching Mark Mothersbaugh, or, my lifelong dream. Better than even seeing the actual band less than an hour beforehand.

Jerry Casale is one of my biggest role models, and I'm very grateful to have been able to talk with him a few times! A real one for sure.